You ugly jokes. Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes 2019-01-05

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Yo Mama So Ugly

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You're so Ugly,

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You're so Ugly,

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Jenna says, I stepped on a pink cloud. Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet. Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. Jessica and Ariana ask, what happen? Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, Damn, I should've just given head. Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

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The white guy was really confident. He said okay, you're ugly too. You are so stupid you took a knife to a gun fight. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. The guy says, I stepped on a pink cloud.

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Yo Mama So Ugly

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I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in. Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed. Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her. Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control. While waiting, he sees a guy sitting at the bar who has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head. So, he asks the guy, How is it that you have such a huge body and a small head? Yo mama so ugly that when she tells the truth, it's the ugly truth! The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy.


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